Idiot, dickhead, clumsy person. The different variants translate as: walrus cock, Dutch cock, mama’s cock, a cock from the mountain and a worn-out cock, covering many aspects of what makes a dickhead.
На паркетном, на полу —
мандавошки танцевали
Увидали хуй моржовый
В обморок упали.
On the parquet, on the floor –
the lice were dancing,
saw a walrus dick
and fainted.
