Grand, thousand (“a ton”). Serves as standard shorthand for one thousand units of currency (usually roubles, dollars, or euros).
Оставил ноутбук на полу, торчал из под кровати на половину. Теща подумала — весы. Полторы тонны баксов весит, сука!
I left my notebook on the floor, stashed half under my bed. My mother-in-law thought it was a balance. She weighs a grand and a half, bitch!
