A messy shag, a chaotic bonk, a clusterfuck; a messy pumping session, a pointless hump. Crude, expressive noun carrying a strong undertone of something chaotic, poorly organised, or visually unappealing: 1. A dismissive, rough, or uninspiring sexual encounter (вчера был какой-то сомнительный поебон — “yesterday was some kind of dodgy, messy shag”); 2. By extension, it is frequently used to describe a chaotic situation, an annoyance, or a piece of junk/nonsense (что это за поебон тут происходит? — “what kind of clusterfuck is going on here?”).
полеживаешь такой на диване, по пузу растекается арбузный сок, тут вдруг думаешь «а как же поебон?» потом подрочишь и как-то хуй с ним уже
So you’re lying on the settee, watermelon juice running over the belly, and suddenly you think “what about shagging?” then you spank your monkey and somehow it doesn’t matter much already
(smartandloyal @ twitter.com, 08/2016)
