отсос

Suck-off, blowjob; total failure, bummer. Derived from the verb отсасывать (“to suck off”, “to blow”). Functions as a vulgar noun with two main meanings. Literally, it refers to the act of fellatio. Figuratively, it is widely used as an exclamation or noun meaning a complete failure, a rejection, or getting absolutely nothing out of a situation (e.g., полный отсос — “a total bummer” or “complete failure”).

Во второй заход все так же, сначала долго поднимала бойца отсосом, потом натер ей меж грудей.

The second round went the same way, first she at length revived the fighter with a blowjob, then I rubbed him between her breasts.

(Онн @ sextalk.ru, 11/2008)

To give a blowjob, to suck off; to lose out, to get sod all. The perfective counterpart to the verb отсасывать, built on the obscene root meaning “to suck”. In modern Russian, its primary, literal meaning is to perform fellatio. In its incredibly common figurative sense, it is used as a vulgar slang term meaning to suffer a complete defeat, to be utterly rejected, or to get absolutely nothing out of a situation (e.g., хотели выиграть, но пришлось отсосать — “they wanted to win, but ended up losing out completely”).

Есть точка на внутреннем МКАДе между ул. Горбунова и ул. Молодогвардейская. 2 тетки средней внешности, но очень эротично одетые, предлагают отсосать за 1.000 и трахнуться в тачке за 2.000. Пока ни разу не пробовал, но попробую. Еще месяц назад предлагали отсос за 2.000, а трах за 3.000. Снизили цену, кризис, однако.

There’s a spot on the inner Moscow ring road between Gorbunov and Mologvardeyskaya street. Two average looking chicks, but dressed very sexy, offer to blow for 1,000 and fuck in the car for 2,000. So far I have not given it a go, but I will. Just last month they offered the BJ for 2,000 and sex for 3,000. They have lowered their prices, it’s the crisis, apparently.

(Head @ sextalk.ru, 08/2009)