The runs, diarrhoea, liquid crap. A vivid, highly vulgar noun derived from the slang verb дристать (“to shit”, specifically with diarrhoea) combined with the expressive, messy suffix -ня. In its literal sense, it describes watery stool, but in everyday street slang, it is heavily used as a derogatory term for anything of extremely low quality — be it terrible food, awful music, a poorly made film, or utter nonsense spoken by someone.
Не дрисня так понос.
If it’s not the squits then it’s diarrhoea.
