To ram, to shove, to cram (into); to smash, to hit hard; to install/insert forcefully. Derived from пизда (cunt), combined with the prefix в- (denoting entry, penetration, or inward direction) and the verbal suffix -ить. In everyday street slang, it is a highly profane, versatile verb with three main meanings: first, to forcefully shove, cram, or jam an object into a tight or inappropriate space (как нам впиздячить этот шкаф в лифт? — “how the fuck are we going to cram this wardrobe into the elevator?”); second, to deliver a powerful physical blow, to smash, or to crash into something (он впиздячил машину прямо в забор — “he smashed the car right into the fence”); third, to install, attach, or build something crudely or excessively (зачем ты впиздячил сюда эту дурацкую кнопку? — “why the fuck did you install this stupid button here?”).
Когда я слышу этот ёбанный аккорд Ля, то зразу же хочется впиздячить по яйцам Тихонову и обоссать бюст старика Людвига.
When I hear that fucking A chord, I immediately want to kick Tikhonov in the balls and piss on old man Ludwig’s bust.
(ernstxujablonov @ ЖЖ, 04/2005)
