A massive roasting, a brutal chewing out, a severe reprimand. An intensely aggressive, high-voltage noun derived directly from ебать with the prefix вз- (signifying a sudden, upward surge of action). Refers to a vicious, vocabulary-heavy disciplinary scolding, usually delivered by a furious boss, military commander, or authority figure (устроить взъёбку — “to tear someone a new one”).
— Товарищ Беляев сказал — пусть зайдет до отъезда. А то ему будет взъёбка…
— Comrade Belayev said — let him come in before he leaves. Otherwise he’ll get some bollocking…
(Сергей Довлатов, Заповедник, 1983)
