Toilet. Comes from the inscription М / Ж (Gents / Ladies) at the lavatories and was popularised by the film бриллиантовая рука.
Ваш собака, оставшись в одиночестве, грызет обувь, портит мебель, воет или превращает прихожую в эмжо?
Does your dog, left alone, gnaw at shoes, ruin furniture, and turn the entrance hall into a loo?